May 2012
71 posts
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2012
60 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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